By Michael Sutter
St. Joseph’s College student Macarena Michelli was spotted standing in front of the Nest Cafe in the cafeteria pondering whether it was worth walking to Wendy’s in the freezing cold over buying food from the cafeteria.
“You know, I was really craving a 4 for $4 and the food here is just so expensive for what it is. And I’m pretty sure this place is haunted, too,” said Michelli.
Later reports indicate that Michelli was seen standing in front of the Nest’s hot lamps, dementedly screaming “FIVE DOLLARS FOR THREE GLORIFIED CHICKEN NUGGETS?!” and demanding that the chef “apologize to her face!” The Talon cannot confirm the validity of this report.